“Flat to Fabulous”
(All you really need is the first 10-12 seconds - don't waste your time)
I've heard them called "revolutionary". I've heard it gives you "big happie (yeah, it's definitely spelled like that) hair". I've heard them called "comfortable, leave-in self-gripping, hidden inserts". HUH!?!? Who the eff are these people? And who are these satisfied customers I keep reading about? I mean, I can't fathom a reason to wear these sans 80's prom, beauty pageants, or cheerleading competitions - well, other than if you happen to be a cast member of Big Love, that is.
They're called Bumpits. I just don't know how I feel about having a foreign object on my head all day. And who said flat was out. You can get some volume without having half an orb attached to your skull. Vomit. All I can really say is WTF!? Definitely a questionable judgment.
Thank you to my dear friend Stitt who brought this thing to my attention. What a gal.
They're called Bumpits. I just don't know how I feel about having a foreign object on my head all day. And who said flat was out. You can get some volume without having half an orb attached to your skull. Vomit. All I can really say is WTF!? Definitely a questionable judgment.
Thank you to my dear friend Stitt who brought this thing to my attention. What a gal.
Tags: bumpits
Why?! WHY???
Remember the Banana Clips in the 80’s? You could get a faux-mohawk by simply raking the plastic teeth through your ultra permed hair…then dousing with Aqua Net. Good times, good times!
Haha, I want one so bad. I’m not even kidding. I told Conor to get me one if he sees them at Walgreens. Sorry!! You don’t know what it’s like to always have flat hair – it sucks!
I miss the Hairdini
Hahah. The bumpit. Maybe I’m just behind the times, but something about it is just not right. I’m ok with my flat hair and peanut-sized head. Guess I’ll never have a ‘gorgeous pony’. So excited to make the blog!
I totally agree! Every time I see that commercial I wonder who is actually buying them – someone out there has to be buying them.
BTW, scrunchies are back. Anerican Apparel is actually advertising them.